They Aren’t Going To Suck Themselves & It Isn’t Going To Lick Itself Matching Christmas Couple Shirt

Name: They Aren’t Going To Suck Themselves & It Isn’t Going To Lick Itself Matching Christmas Couple Shirt - WearableArtNow
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SKU: 8-CO-2PH0FXKV25
Price: 19.95 USD
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SKU: 8-CO-2PH0FXKV25 Categories: Christmas, Couple Matching Shirts

Get ready to spread some holiday cheer with our hilarious “They Aren’t Going To Suck Themselves & It Isn’t Going To Lick Itself” Matching Christmas Couple Shirt! This fun and festive set is perfect for couples who love to keep things playful and light-hearted during the holiday season. Made with high-quality materials and featuring a bold and cheeky design, these shirts are sure to turn heads and bring a smile to everyone’s face. Whether you’re attending a holiday party or just loung

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Size	Chest	Body Length	Sleeve Length
S	18 45.7	28 71.1	15 ⅝ 39.7
M	20 50.8	29 73.7	17 43.2
L	22 55.9	30 76.2	18 ½ 47.0
XL	24 61.0	31 78.7	20 50.8
2XL	26 66.0	32 81.3	21 ½ 54.6
3XL	28 71.1	33 83.8	22 ⅞ 58.1
4XL	30 76.2	34 86.4	24 ¼ 61.6
5XL	32 81.3	35 88.9	25 ⅓ 64.3
6XL	34 86.4	26 66.0	24 ¾ 62.9

Size	Bust	Body Length	Sleeve Length
S	17 ¼ 43.8	25 ½ 64.8	13 ¼ 33.7
M	19 ¼ 48.9	26 66.0	14 35.6
L	21 ¼ 54.0	27 68.6	14 ¾ 37.5
XL	23 ¼ 59.1	28 71.1	15 ¾ 40.0
2XL	25 ¼ 64.1	28 ½ 72.4	16 ¾ 42.5
3XL	27 ¼ 69.2	29 73.7	17 ½ 44.5

Size	Chest	Body Length	Sleeve Length
S	17 ¼ 43.8	25 ½ 64.8	13 ¼ 33.7
M	19 ¼ 48.9	26 66.0	14 35.6
L	21 ¼ 54.0	27 68.6	14 ¾ 37.5
XL	23 ¼ 59.1	28 71.1	15 ¾ 40.0
2XL	25 ¼ 64.1	28 ½ 72.4	16 ¾ 42.5
3XL	27 ¼ 69.2	29 73.7	17 ½ 44.5

Size	Chest	Body Length	Sleeve Length
S	20 50.8	26 66.0	33 83.8
M	22 55.9	27 68.6	34 86.4
L	24 61.0	28 71.1	35 88.9
XL	26 66.0	29 73.7	36 91.4
2XL	28 71.1	30 76.2	37 94.0
3XL	30 76.2	31 78.7	38 96.5
4XL	32 81.3	32 81.3	39 99.1
5XL	34 86.4	33 83.8	40 101.6

Size	Chest	Body Length	Sleeve Length
S	18 45.7	28 71.1	33 ½ 85.1
M	20 50.8	29 73.7	35 88.9
L	22 55.9	30 76.2	36 ½ 92.7
XL	24 61.0	31 78.7	38 96.5
2XL	26 66.0	32 81.3	39 ½ 100.3
3XL	28 71.1	33 83.8	39 ½ 100.3

Size	Chest	Body Length Front
XS	15 ¼ 38.7	18 ¼ 46.4
S	15 ⅞ 40.3	19 ¼ 48.9
M	16 ½ 41.9	19 ¾ 50.2
L	17 ⅛ 43.5	20 ⅜ 51.8
XL	18 ¼ 46.4	21 53.3
2XL	19 ⅜ 49.2	21 ⅝ 54.9

Size	Chest	Body Length	Sleeve Length
2T	13 33.0	15 ½ 39.4	4 ¾ 12.1
3T	14 35.6	16 ½ 41.9	5 12.7
4T	15 38.1	17 ½ 44.5	5 ¼ 13.3
5/6T	16 40.6	18 ½ 47.0	5 ½ 14.0

Size	Body Length at Front	Body Width	Sleeve Length
NB	10.75 27.3	7.5 19.1	2.5 6.4
6MOS	11.75 29.8	9 22.9	2.75 7.0
12MOS	12.75 32.4	10 25.4	3 7.6
18MOS	13.75 34.9	11 27.9	3.25 8.3
24MOS	14.75 37.5	12 30.5	3.5 8.9

Size	Length	Bust	Shoulder	Sleeve
S	29 73.7	40.9 103.9	17 43.2	10 25.4
M	30 76.2	44.9 114.0	18 45.7	10 25.4
L	30.8 78.2	48.8 124.0	19.5 49.5	10.5 26.7
XL	31.6 80.3	52.8 134.1	21 53.3	10.5 26.7
2XL	33.2 84.3	56.7 144.0	22.5 57.2	11 27.9
3XL	34.8 88.4	60.6 153.9	24 61.0	11 27.9
4XL	35.6 90.4	64.6 164.1	25.5 64.8	11.5 29.2
5XL	36.4 92.5	68.5 174.0	26.5 67.3	11.5 29.2

They Aren’t Going To Suck Themselves & It Isn’t Going To Lick Itself Matching Christmas Couple Shirt

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